we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
time to smoke my breakfast
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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