You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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