Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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