his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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