And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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