i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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