Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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