SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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