So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
They are going to name an STD after you.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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