Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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