Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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