wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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