that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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