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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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