So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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