thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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