i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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