the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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