So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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