its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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