school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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