lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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