Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
