What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
