my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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