From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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