a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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