This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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