idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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