so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I think I am morally bankrupt
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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