just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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