If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
