Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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