And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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