We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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