Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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