Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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