If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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