and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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