I heard we made out
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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