Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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