I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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