brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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