physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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