So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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