Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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