I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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