last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
do herpes really smell.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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