why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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