dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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