I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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