well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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