Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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