Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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