That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
time to smoke my breakfast
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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