Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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